What word has twenty six letters and only three syllables?

Put your hands on me just right, Twist and turn and shut me tight. You can polish me all night. If you're having trouble thinking and your hearts a flutter, it's not me it's you, your mind is in the gutter.

Beauty fell in love, a homonym of one, I’ll accept either spelling, Y or IE, son. Better said, Boys Entering Anarchistic States Towards Inner Excellence-one word’s a waste. Combined, three MCs and one DJ rule the land, Legendary crew, crashing MTV like Nathaniel Hornblower, man. Two words there be, all the clues plain to see, So ride my rhymes, as I Sabotage out, carefree.

If you turn on me, you are very quick. If you drop me, you’re a tattler or snitch. If you had one of me for every time President Trump said that something was the greatest it’s ever been, you’d be rich.

I sit on a plate, I’m sweet as can be, blow out my candles and make a big wish, see? But if you hear me talked about when you jiggle and shake, I might mean the part of your rear your momma helped to bake.