To eat me one must first undress me. Spin me around until I'm nude, then lick my top till my head you consume. If you want a spongey treat, then my body you will eat.

My CAPTCHA winrate is zero percent. Plain and simple.

What kind of nut has no shell? There is a minimum character requirement

I’m always right, you know it’s true, as close as one comes to being a deity. No arguments lost, no words misspoken, just take my word, and all will be okay.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a this. That's why I poop, on company time!