They float like a balloon, but their pop is quieter. Michael Jackson’s best friend AI may be in one right now.

The king and a butterfly walk into a bar, and are immediately swarmed by fans. The barkeep asks what the deal was, and is told, 'do you live under a rock?! Don't you know a ANSWER when you see one?'

Don’t drop your needle in me You’ll never find it. Probably shouldn’t be playing with needles, anyway.

You serve me, but the person you serve me to doesn’t eat me. What am I?

The youngest princess doesn't like me very much. I fetched her toy, and she won't let me touch her plate, not one bite. I'm not allowed on her pillow at night, that's it! Hatchet's not buried. Guess we'll never get married!