Cycle my central letter through every other vowel, and I become A prelude to an excuse Small A lifeless redditor Swinged and winged I'm spoken to sound certain, but my essense lies in uncertainty

I remove the dead, make you shine instead and crown you Yet you hate me

Look out your window to solve this riddle. A little further, almost there, oh noooooooo.

Avast, ye scallywags! I be a parley, a price's free fall, A verbal duel 'til one gives their all. Less wit o' machine, more grit in yer teeth, What be I, where bargains ye seek underneath?

I am not a frog, but please don't lick me! Also stop talking about and eating my stool you perverts.