I have a theory... A conspiracy theory! In addition to tinfoil hats, we'll need a corkboard, push pins and plenty of this stuff. I've got BOXES full of Pepe!

If mutts could meow, and tabbies could bark; If pencils wiped clean, but erasers could mark; If the grass were blue, And the sky was green; What would the answer, To this riddle have been?

It is not a musical symbol as it looks, but a conjunction And per se and

I’m winter’s dodgeball, cold, round, and launched with intent.

I'm the most annoying fruit, making jokes like Clockwork. They said you can't rhyme me, but Eminem did, with a slight quirk.