Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but . . .

The ones who wrote the most forbidden song in the guitar store. Just leave the led out.

Put it in the door, to try and get ahead; put it in your mouth, and regret what you said. It helps you stand, it helps you move, when you're dancing, it helps you groove. Watch where you step, don't put yours on mine, or a stubbed toe will end your line.

What’s black and white and read all over?

Why was the broom late to class? It . . .