You say just one? That’s cute, good try, but once I crunch, your hand will fly. You grab another, to dip with glee, a sudden split, and now there’s two sad bits of me.

I'm bald and fat and shed greases. I've proclivities interspecies. I give gratitude, with a threesome most lewd, In front of your nephews and nieces.

To end a phrase you might need me You should also have these if you want a baby A finality an end, a dot if you dare Can also leave a stain in your white underwear

I had a meeting with a king, I ask a mage what do I bring. He told me rather puzzling, the things that I should do and bring. The message was confused to me, I'm sure that is plain to see. Instead of acting properly, I brought a large chunk of a tree

Bubble, Gurgle, Gassy Pain, I'll make your stomach churn in vain; to start, you feel a might bit queasy, then you'll bend and settle easy; Over pail or bucket, come - it - Then, you'll heave and simply -