Insect sfx; alcohol's early effects

In a room where nature calls, a pause in life, a moment stalls. A porcelain throne, oh so neat, where relief and privacy meet.

Some say I belong in the kitchen but I'm at your office, at the bar and sometimes in your hotel room. Destroy this bean to unleash my beast for when you grind me right, get me wet and hot, I keep you up at night and I keep you going all day.

Two things in life are unavoidable: death and

Take one of these and it'll last longer, assuming there's no overexposure or Nickelback concert.