When Made in China wasn’t looked at as low quality but for royalty; When worms weren’t seen with disgust but highly treasured.

In France I reign, and once my son went to war, I developed tastes for his kin. Sleeping at the butler's is where I get them; closing their eyes sure sounds dope. Sauce Robert is what I want; dip a leg in and bite with a crunch. Guess the butler wants to give me a fright: why is the leg so hairy? Was the mustard bad, or is he daring? It doesn't make sense, but here I am, with three little humans and nothing to eat.

Man's first dwelling, a primitive home. If you're claustrophobic, you'd best leave these alone!

In tales of old, a beast with might, Breathes fire, takes flight in the night. Scales glistening bold, Treasures untold, A keeper of secrets in shimmering light.

Four tapering walls of solid stone, A four-sided pillar stood alone. A pyramid sits upon my head, My ancient skin is deeply read. A monolithic monument, To watch the sky I have been sent.