Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker; liquor before beer, you're in the clear. This poison has been drinkable for many ages; it's legal most places, while weed is considered dirty. Prohibition once tried to disturb me; the U.S. government poisoned its people to try and deter me.

When walls said, keep out, I took offense. I answered back in the airborne sense.

Storybooks have dressed me well, as one who breaks a wicked spell. With polished boots and noble air, I’m often found with maidens fair. Though not the ruler of the land, a crown may one day grace my hand.

I am a pillar of stone, smooth and tall, With no windows, doors, or seams at all. I stand in the desert, or deep in space, A silent giant from a hidden place. Ancient or modern, a mystery I bring, A shadow cast without saying a thing.

A Canadian place famed for a rush of gold. An old ad asked what you would do for one. A trove of records, rich with things once told.