Riddonkulous

I can be black or blue without being beaten. I can be salmon without being fishy. I can be straw without being dry. I can be elder without being older. I can be a goose without feathers. I can be a choke without being violent. I can be a rasp without making a sound. I can be a snozz... Wait - snozz? Who ever heard of a snozz? Oh right - Roald Dahl.